January 12th, 2012 at 6:27PM
…because I’m actually considering buying this.

…because I’m actually considering buying this.

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December 10th, 2011 at 5:03PM
…because I think electronics are for eating.

…because I think electronics are for eating.

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December 9th, 2011 at 8:28PM
asker

Anonymous asked: why am i single?

…because you are disgusting.

December 9th, 2011 at 8:27PM
…because I’m always shouting “EXPELLIARMUS!” at people I don’t like.

…because I’m always shouting “EXPELLIARMUS!” at people I don’t like.

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October 27th, 2011 at 2:01AM
…Because I am super classy and take shots of cheap rum out of metal measuring cups.

…Because I am super classy and take shots of cheap rum out of metal measuring cups.

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October 21st, 2011 at 9:41PM
…Because I wear comfy pants all weekend long.

…Because I wear comfy pants all weekend long.

#this is why i'm single
October 21st, 2011 at 8:38PM
asker

Anonymous asked: Why are you single?

I ask myself that every morning before I leave the house without brushing my teeth or showering.

October 21st, 2011 at 7:52PM
…Because this is how I greet people.

…Because this is how I greet people.

#this is why i'm single
October 21st, 2011 at 7:26PM
…Because I can’t keep my tongue to myself.

…Because I can’t keep my tongue to myself.

#this is why i'm single
October 21st, 2011 at 7:23PM
…because I don’t know how to behave when there are guests.

…because I don’t know how to behave when there are guests.

#this is why i'm single